Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

2003

star 7.4 /10

calendar_today 2003 - 2015

tv 12 Seasons

video_library 262 Episodes

Comedy

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Episodes

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Episode 1

Pilot

calendar_today Sep 22, 2003

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Episode 2

Big Flappy Bastards

calendar_today Sep 29, 2003

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Episode 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

calendar_today Oct 6, 2003

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

calendar_today Oct 13, 2003

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

calendar_today Oct 20, 2003

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Episode 6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

calendar_today Oct 27, 2003

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

calendar_today Nov 3, 2003

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Episode 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

calendar_today Nov 10, 2003

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Episode 9

Phase One, Complete

calendar_today Nov 17, 2003

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

calendar_today Nov 24, 2003

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Episode 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

calendar_today Dec 15, 2003

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Episode 12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

calendar_today Jan 5, 2004

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Episode 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

calendar_today Jan 12, 2004

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

Episode 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

calendar_today Feb 2, 2004

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Episode 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

calendar_today Feb 9, 2004

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

calendar_today Feb 16, 2004

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Episode 17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

calendar_today Feb 23, 2004

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

Episode 18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

calendar_today Mar 1, 2004

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

calendar_today Mar 22, 2004

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

calendar_today Apr 19, 2004

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

calendar_today May 3, 2004

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

Episode 22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

calendar_today May 10, 2004

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

calendar_today May 17, 2004

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

calendar_today May 24, 2004

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Creators & Key Crew

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Creator

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Creator

person

Jim Patterson

Executive Producer

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Executive Producer

Show Info

Type

tv

Languages

English

Country

US

Networks

CBS

Production

Warner Bros. Television

Chuck Lorre Productions The Tannenbaum Company

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